Makeup/Beauty Pet Peeves

Cake/Orange face: Yep, I said it.
If you have cake face or an orange line around the perimeter of your jawline you may not have paid attention. There's no excuse blend that. Girl you can see in the mirror, so fix it. Not cute.

Overdrawn/Thinly Plucked Brows: Nothing is worse than crazy ass brows that look like you draw those bastards on with a marker. We all know there is a saying, "fake it until you make it", but we also know your natural brows do not look like that. To avoid looking surprised all the time, fill in those brows lightly, with a color that actually matches your eyebrow hair/ skin tone.

Unblended/ super bright blush:
Blush is a wonderful thing. It gives a natural flush of color. But when its so poorly blended that I looks like you've been bitch slapped in the face, please rethink application and color choices. No just no.

Overly done contour/highlight:
The method to these is for it to look as natural as possible. If you look like a native american painted your face you might not have blended well enough. The shadow cast under your cheekbones isn't that defined. Bitch your face is already 3-d. You just look dirtier. Your contour is showing might want to blend it.
When the highlight is too light a girl looks like she has coke nose on her under eye area. Please keep it within 1-2 shades of your natural color. When it's 17 shades too light it might be a bit excessive.

Overdrawn Lips/ Brown/Black lip liner :
One of my biggest pet peeves is overdrawn lips. Not slightly outside the lines, but over done clearly like you've colored outside the lines. I knew a woman who seriously drew at least 1/4 inch above her lips. I could tell even at five that she did  it and often found myself staring and questioning this.

Another one is the brown/black lip liner, Really?!! Really? That's all that I have to say about that.

Concealer Lips:
Whoever came up with this "trend" is a moron. It's not cute and you just look like a thirsty clown. Nude lips can look great but yellow/white lips belong on zombies.

And stiletto nails they just bother me. Nails don't grow that way.


Disclaimer: Not meant to offend anyone, just my personal opinion.